Citizens, it has been a while since I have had the time to make any official statements.
This is due, in a large part, to what we've taken to calling the "Eggplant Fiasco." Apparently some whack-job farmer, I mean, creative citizen decided to make a new sort of fertilizer for his eggplant fields.
Turns out it works very well. The eggplants are growing to ridiculous sizes and spreading, and some have even begun growing in the cities out of cracks in sidewalks. Needless to say this is causing troubles.
Our Atlantean Department of Agriculture is working on a solution, but in the meantime things will be busy around here.
I would like to take the time to remind you that while I haven't been around, the laws haven't changed. That being said, whoever has been spray-painting Calvin and Hobbes comics onto all the building sides, please cease and desist.
Even awesome graffiti is still unacceptable.
Thank you.
Holly Watson
Supreme Ruler
Atlantis
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Mmmmmm fried eggplant and marinara sounds good.
ReplyDeleteYou certainly have a lot of jobs! (Not that I will name them all here) I'm glad that you are able to carry out your several responsibilites in a calm, *Cough* sane, *cough, cough* way.
... Sorry about the comic; I'll take them down.
I really do. And many identities for each. *cough* But that's confidential. If I reveal too much the Witness Prevention Program will whisk me away to another time.
ReplyDelete...though the crime I hypothetically witnessed in the future hasn't occurred yet.
*sarcastic grin* Thank you. I'm *cough* so *cough* glad too.
.... .... be glad that I like you. Those buildings are government property.
... thank you. Photograph them first though. *shifty glance* They are funny.