I hope you all know that book characters are awesome. TV and Movie characters are too. One in particular: Artemis Fowl, my boyfriend (well, we aren't dating, but we are probably married in the future.). He's about fifteenish and he's awesome!
Though, lately, he's been notably less so. We are fighting. It all started when he went to Tibet a couple months ago and angered a Tibetan monk. This resulted in him being cursed. Yes, you read that right: Cursed. The curse was horribly ironic and rather evil of the monk. I thought they were supposed to be saint-ish! Hmmph. Anyway, the curse was that Artemis is invisible to everyone but his family (his mother and father, his two younger brothers, and Butler, of course) and me. This is quite bad, because very few people actually believed that he is my boyfriend, so when he came on Thanksgiving no one could see or hear him but me! Now they think I'm delusional... More than usual, anyway. So, the curse was finally lifted when he went back to Tibet and apologized, but the whole ordeal kind of strained our relationship.
Then, it escalated when he didn't come for Christmas. Or New Years'. It's not like he can't, he's extremely rich and even has a private jet! No, it's intentional that he hasn't come... He hadn't visited in over two months... or so I thought. I found out last week that he came from the fifteenth to the twentieth to Salt Lake, Layton, and Bountiful (yes, I am currently in Utah), and didn't tell me! He was here for nearly six days, and he went back to Ireland without even saying hello! The only reason I found out is because one of my minio- I mean, one of my business associates- saw him with Butler at a mall. (What he was doing there I do not know). This angered me, to say the least. I called to talk to him about it, and he completely avoided all the questions I asked and brushed me off! We both got really mad and stopped talking. Butler would communicate between the two of us, but then he got fed up with it and told us to make up.
Well, yesterday I got some beautiful red roses! I was so thrilled, because they had an apology note from Artemis on them! Then, when I put them in water, there was some sort of chemical reaction and they spontaneously burst into purple flames. Inside the newly-charred roses was a disk. When I put it in my computer it had a program with an angry laughing face on it. This was the last straw! I am so mad that I haven't even called to talk to him about it.
So I've decided that sometime soon, we are either going to make up, or break up. I can't have a boyfriend who is malicious and conniving! And secretive... I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe there's really a good reason for all of this- like a brain disease that changes his personality or someone blackmailing him. So, I'm giving him time. But in the mean time I'm compiling a list of all the other characters I like and their kind of personalities. The list will be up here soon. I need to post it somewhere public, so that I can hear your opinions.
Wow, where did that post go? I intended this to be a short paragraph on the awesome-ness of characters before I make an official notice... Hm. Well, here goes.
Dear Citizens (again),
I am pleased to announce that February 1st is going to be a fabulous day! It is the before the day that the 7th book in the 39 Clues Series comes out, and it is also National Atlantean Hole-Digging Day! This is preparation for February 2nd, (which is the actual day that the 7th book comes out) and is also the lesser celebrated Meerkat Day! Yes, I know, many nations have copied this is a strange form called 'Groundhog Day', but trust me, meerkats are much better. More info on both holidays can be found in the Community Centers.
Regards,
Holly Watson
Supreme Ruler
Atlantis
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